You didn't think I was serious did you? I must admit i have been studying my ass off for the last few weeks and I might of twisted of a little at the old VFW after my finance test yesterday. Therefore today we are just going to do a little light reading....
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| Ah...he is using the "every third world shit head country" combat tactical shooting position |
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| "Honey, Are the Glocks done?" |
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| Kill him, kill his family, burn his house down and then you and Frodo are going to have to throw that weapon into the depths of Mordor; its the only way to destroy it. |
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| Why did we ever get rid of Battleships? |
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| There is nothing i can say to make this any funnier... |
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| Is it weird that she turns me on? Maybe. |
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| Cant even see their faces yet everyone of you knew they were Asian. |
Recap: VFW + $1.50 Beers = Small Ethiopian child banging a drum inside my head.
Shot Over
-Jak
Gracias: Face and Zeppi for providing some of the ammo used today.
More Loving From the Dutch Oven: "Some days i honestly believe that if i could beat my inner child i would, no grown man should love Transformers as much as i do." ......Why does it just have to be your inner child DR? Maybe practice your foot to testicle combat techniques on a playground or elementary school just don't drive your brown cargo van.....
I don't know half of what you're talking about on here but I read it anyway because it amuses me...while also scaring me as I'm realizing more and more what a political liability you will be during my future campaign(s).
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-WBH
My friend; after the last RED Letter weekend you had i do believe i am the least of your worries. I am offering my skills at skeleton removal to you..for a small cabinet position of course.
DeleteShot out.
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