Attention all sailors who are stuck wearing blue rap video camouflage, you who live groundhog day every day underway, and those of you who will never get to drive fast boats, shoot cool guns, or blow shit up...This video is for you.
So Dad if you want your son to wade through more bush than a Vietnamese jungle and you wouldn't mind a Thia daughter in law whose handled more sausages then a vendor at Yankee stadium; Push for him to join the navy. He might contract a STD or three plus his wedding tackle might fall of but at least he wont get shot.
Words of warning to all you soon to be sailors out there dreaming of beaches, umbrella drinks, and beautiful women....your job will suck, you get no recognition for your service, and after 90 days underway even that fat ass Culinary Specialist is starting to look pleasantly plump to your sex starved mind. When these desperate time are upon you just keep your focus on the next port of call; where you will consume all the cheap booze your 18 year old body can temporarily keep down and have all the ladies of the evening, bar girls, by-me-drink girls, go go girls, street walkers and hookers you can handle....At least until that $630.00 E1 paycheck runs out; leaving you to run naked out of a Filipino whorehouse being chased by a He/She swinging a big dick and a bad attitude....as experienced by Ronin's own entertainment reporter Dutch Rudder.
Shot Over
-Jak
BTW: Big Head and Jonsie show this to all you soldier buddies who ask ya'll what you did in the Navy.
"WE SHOULD INVADE THEIR COUNTRIES, KILL THEIR LEADERS, AND CONVERT THEM TO CHRISTIANITY."
-Anne Coulter, Sept. 12,2001
It worked then and it still works now. Fast Companies have been deployed to Libya and Yemen, Israeli PM asks Americans to elect a stronger president to help combat Iran, Lybian president claims attacks were preplanned and sponsored by al queda, and new information about our fearless leader has come to light that since taking office he is present about twice a week for his own DAILY intel briefs. Makes you wonder how no one saw any of this oncoming violence in the middle east. Barry's Appointed UN security advisor was on four talk shows sunday claiming that it was all in response to the anti islamic movie "the innocence of Muhammed". Let me get this right; it was brillantly executed, occurred on the anniversary of 9/11, and even the god damn libyans are saying they have linked it to AQ...thats right muslims blaiming other muslims....but those idiots in the whitehouse still claim it was all over a crappy fourteen minute homemade video made in some jackasses basement in California.
WTF? My head is spinning....First you apologize for the video to the same assholes who just killed four of your country men, then you leave the fate of the americans in the sudanese embassy to the Sudanese military because they dont want any US marines in their country. Wait a minute how much money do we give those idiots a year in aid? What are we getting from them in return? and you LET them say no to a US sponsored rescue attempt? Our state dept. employees have the confidence to go work in volatile locations because they KNOW Uncle Sam will come swinging his big bat and bail them out when they are in need. Heres a novel idea Barry; how about you keep fucking up and costing american lives becuase it is going to be for the greater good...maybe just maybe those people on the voting fence will finally see what a moron you are and in eight years or so with a decent president we can come back from this hole. Its time to make a change people but for that to happen you have to VOTE! I admit Mitts not my first choice but i do like Ryan and i think we can all agree that any thing is better then a repeat of the last four years. Can you imagine where this country will be if we reelect these two morons? It makes me want to throw up. By the way Dougherty/Coulter Presidential running mates in 2024....America for Americans...Vote Jak because..
Marines on the ground to protect american interests in Yemen after attack on our Embassy.
German Embassy was also overran and lit afire in Saana,Yemen .
Additional attacks reported on American Embassies in Egypt and Tunisia. Sustained protests outside embassies in Egypt, Oman, Jordan, and other middle eastern/north African countries. Pope to in Lebanon for a three day visit refuses to cancel trip even with violence spreading daily.
On Tuesday a multi pronged attack by heavily armed gunmen against American soil occurred in Benghazi, Libya. This tactically successful operation was enacted in three phases. First around 1400 a small group of lightly armed gunmen arrived in front of the embassy and began milling around the exterior walls of the compound, as if they were waiting on something or someone. These men were shortly joined by a large group of "unarmed" men angry over "The innocence of Muslims"; anti islamic video published by an American Jew in California. The muslim men began shooting into the air, throwing rocks, and chanting in a show of force directed towards the embassy. At this point the libyan security force reportedly advised the ambassador that a evacuation of the embassy was a necessity but their advice supposedly fell upon deaf ears. At roughly 2130 a large group of heavily armed men with belt fed weapons and RPG's arrived on the scene in armored vehicles increasing the crown number to over two hundred (not the thousands reported in the media). At seeing the crowd size "The Libyan security guards were forced to pull out of the site due to their small numbers" Quote from Libyan interior minister; leaving the defense of the compound in the hands of a small number of state department security team members.
At seeing the Libyan guards retreating phase two began because shortly thereafter a barrage of automatic weapons fire and grenades assaulted the compound; with no one to defend it the crowd stormed in. During this time Ambassador Chris Stevens and State dept analyst Sean Smith became separated from their evacuation group due to a storm of grenades raining down inside the compound. The ensuing search for them by Libyan security had to be called of due to smoke and fire inside the buildings thus leaving them to likely die by asphyxiation.
By 2215 the remaining thirty American and Libyan staffers were successfully evac'd to the "secret" safe house located in the city's equestrian park while a joint US/Libyan quick reaction force was sent from Tripoli to provide additional support. The QRF's arrival at the safe house coincided with the third phase of the assault kicking off when a gun battle erupted as the additional forces were pulling up to the safe house to evac the staffers to the airport. The ensuing gun battle was hard fought with the heavily armed and prepared QRF taking the fight but at the cost of two more american lives. Glen Doherty and Tyrone S. Woods, both prior Seals who came in with the QRF, lost their lives providing cover for the retreating civilians. Thus bringing the total of American casualties to four dead, and fourteen wounded.
I waited to write about this incident until my overwhelming anger had rescinded and i could extract enough intel to get a firm grasp on the situation. Now you know exactly what happened.....the big question is WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
1. First, go to Exchange and buy the biggest watch you can find. A foreign special services officer asked me once whether we recruited guys based on the size of their watches or whether we bought everyone a big watch as a reward after training.
2. Cut the sleeves off your shirt. It’s hot in the Middle East, and guys would cut the sleeves off their operational uniforms. It makes sense in certain situations, but I had to tell my team, “Look, I know it’s hot, but I need you to meet safety parameters. You’re gonna get scratched.”
3. Make it your boss’s job to tell you to get a haircut and a shave.
4. Wear sunglasses. Everywhere. I’ll tell my team, “Hey, we’re inside. We can take off our sunglasses.” But they don’t.
5. Keep quiet. The baddest guys I know are also the quietest. The guy who’s talking about doing badass stuff? He’s probably not the biggest badass in the room. It’s a little like that guy on the football team who wears his letterman jacket all the time.
6. Never say “no.” Your first reaction has to be, “Yes, I can do that,” and then you figure out how. If the president asked me to go to the moon tomorrow, I’d say yes. Then I’d say, “I’ll need some training. And someone who can fly a rocket.”
Anonymous (Chuck Norris) led teams in the Middle East and South Asia as a special forces officer.
Pretty funny and true but you can also add...
7. Make sure you carry a huge knife, tomahawk or shovel on your belt but make fun of everyone else who does.
8. Refuse to awnser anyones questions at any time, even when in line at the DFAC, because they have not been "Read In" or have "the need to know."
9. Never ever wear anything around the FOB except PT gear....Period.
10. When dealing with lesser military members make up a name for yourself; anything will work including womens names, tv stars, porn stars, cars, colors, animals, etc and continually change it to confuse said military members..... proceed to yell violently at them when they get it wrong. 11. Throw hissy fit when you have to work with "The Regs". 12. Regardless if you dont know where you are or what you are doing remember you still better look cool while NOT doing it correctly.
Jason is a veteran of the Australian Army Special Forces community with 6 years experience in the Commando Regiment and a further 6 years in the Special Air Service Regiment (SASR). During his service at SASR Jason was an SME of roping, climbing, mountain warfare, vehicle mounted mobility and water operations. Jason has extensive experience in counter terrorist operations, combat medicine, heavy weapons, counter terrorist driving, special reconnaissance and surveillance, CQB and hostage rescue. Jason deployed to the Middle East as part of GWOT and was actively engaged in offensive operations during OEF and OIF as well as many other thearters around the world. He was the team 2IC during his final year with the counter terrorist team.
Jason relocated to the United States in 2005 where he worked as a lead firearms and tactics instructor at Blackwater USA for 5 years. He quickly became highly regarded and well respected in the firearms industry and was known as one of the company’s top instructors. Jason left Blackwater in January 2010 to become the senior instructor and training advisor for Redback One. Jason's expertise and proficiency in CQB, urban warfare, military small arms, Land-Warfare and combat medicine makes him a highly sought-after instructor within the firearms industry and the U.S military. Jason holds instructor certifications outside the military with the NRA and the H&K Training Division as a Pistol Instructor and Sub-Machine Gun Instructor, Safariland Less Lethal Impact Munitions Instructor. Jason is qualified in Advanced Explosive Entry and is a Basic Explosive Handler. Jason is a master class IDPA pistol shooter and master of the carbine.
Now that I got all the bio work done I know you are all thinking the same thing...Its actually Eric Bana from Blackhawk down.You would be wrong though my friend because Jason is the real deal down under Texas transplant; He tactical shooting schools is tops in the United States and he's the best gun fighter i have ever seen. My unit was lucky enough to spend over 8 weeks with him as our lead instructor out at Blackwater USA (Then Xee, then USA training center, then Academi, then Clown College, N.C. Mime school,etc). As he lead us through every tactical shooting and moving scenario he could think of, Jason kept his hands and head in the operator mind set even back here in the states. If we were wearing body armor in 100 degree N.C. swampland so was he and If we were about to go live he always went first to show everyone what he expected from us. Its something about seeing a IDPA master run a pistol that makes you want to kick your skill level up a notch and show him your not such a Pogue, REMF'er, and/or supply bitch.
During the course we were averaging over a thousand rounds a day down range which really made me appreciate the US government for not only paying me to go to class, but paying for the class itself and providing all the ammo....muchas gracias tax payers. Now the round count for his private courses are (only!) 600 per day but hell the man can make you a better shooter with just his dry run techniques. I would HIGHLY recommend taking any course he is running no matter how new you are to shooting or how much of a operator you think you are; learning will be occurring that i guarantee. I will definitely be taking more of his courses in the future.... when i get a bit more money because bullets are way more expensive when you actually have to pay for them.
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Well OBVIOUSLY I didn't make that up myself but RECOIL is the best magazine on tactics, EDC (every day carry), and black guns on the market; and since the internet has just about put playboy out of business RECOIL is now the only magazine i look forward to reading. Its gun porn in the truest since of the word, its so good i want to read it straight through but won't because it only comes out every other month. The articles range from ideas on bug out vehicles to homemade kydex holsters (those who know Ronin know about us and kydex) to budget combat knives. In every issue you will find equipment reviews, new weapon breakdowns, and even fullsize targets in the same place playboy puts their centerfolds.
Every magazine will have a interview with a well known gun fighter/tactical instructor/operator/shooting guru, such as Travis Haley, Chris Costa, and JJ Racaza. It will delve into their EDC gear, go-to three guns (rifle, pistol, shotgun), must have bug out bag items, how they broke into the industry, etc. For those of you who don't know Travis was the CEO of Magpul industries,Chris was the CEO of Magpul Dynamics, and JJ is a IPSC and USPSA champion who made it to the last four competitors on the first Top Shot season.
I want this magazine to do well and i gaurantee if you pick it up you wont regret it...Your in luck because the new issue come out today.
Shot over
-Jak
BTW: On this anniversary of 9/11 my heart goes out to that big headed old roomate of mine who is now a SSG with the 101st Airborne over in the 'Stan. How gay do i feel your over there and I am studying for a anthropology test. Keep your head down brother and you dick down even lower. I will see you when you get back.