In The Navy......

Attention all sailors who are stuck wearing blue rap video camouflage, you who live groundhog day every day underway, and those of you who will never get to drive fast boats, shoot cool guns, or blow shit up...This video is for you.

So Dad if you want your son to wade through more bush than a Vietnamese jungle and you wouldn't mind a Thia daughter in law whose handled more sausages then a vendor at Yankee stadium; Push for him to join the navy. He might contract a STD or three plus his wedding tackle might fall of but at least he wont get shot.

Words of warning to all you soon to be sailors out there dreaming of beaches, umbrella drinks, and beautiful women....your job will suck, you get no recognition for your service, and after 90 days underway even that fat ass Culinary Specialist is starting to look pleasantly plump to your sex starved mind. When these desperate time are upon you just keep your focus on the next port of call; where you will consume all the cheap booze your 18 year old body can temporarily keep down and have all the ladies of the evening, bar girls, by-me-drink girls, go go girls, street walkers and hookers you can handle....At least until that $630.00 E1 paycheck runs out; leaving you to run naked out of a Filipino whorehouse being chased by a He/She swinging a big dick and a bad attitude....as experienced by Ronin's own entertainment reporter Dutch Rudder.

Shot Over
-Jak

BTW: Big Head and Jonsie show this to all you soldier buddies who ask ya'll what you did in the Navy.