A new kind of Terrorism

I would love to tell you this is a joke but alas mi amigos it is not. As if we didn't have enough to worry about with middle eastern Islamasist, Chechen separatists, Filipino extremists, and home grown terrorists now we have to worry about Gay terrorists...that's right GAY TERRORISM.

How would you like to be the security guard who got shot by the first gay terrorist? Even worse you lived through it and now get to hear about it from all your friends. "So John Q. Security guard when did it click in your head that he was a terrorist? Was it the rainbow color shemag he was wearing? the pink cerakoted AK? Suicide vest made of metal dildos and ball bearings? or was it when he ran in screaming "ALLAH ANAL" with arms flailing like a high school chearleader?". These are all relevant questions for the public to know so we can be on the lookout and spot this new breed of terrorist.

Do you think we will need a new color for the terrorism chart? Fuchsia? Lavender? Salmon? 

"Break out the belt feds boys the threats been lifted to magenta!"

Shot Over

-Jak