ALICE pack frame....$45.00, Hernia operation.....$5,000.00, Ammo Chute...."Borrowed" from Mr. Blackhawk, Never having to reload while playing whack a tango.....Priceless, for everything else there's a JTAC.
Rule 2. Bring Two belt feds!
"Two PKM'S one Cup"
Rule 3. Bring all your friends with Belt Feds!
"Seriously how did Juan, my yard man, get in this photo?"
HAPPY FRIDAY LADIES!
Shot Over
-Jak
More lovin from the Dutch Oven: "Sometimes i will mess with fast food employees by acting like my order is wrong. If the military has taught me one thing it is how to make simple people feel even simpler by asking questions that there are no right answers for, and watch them scramble to right the supposed wrongs. Some may call me petty, but i disagree." Thank you Mr. Rudder and i have to agree because had they of listened to their high school career counselors i sincerely doubt they would be taking my order at Jack in the Box, McDonalds, Burger King, etc....Did i say i wanted a fucking apple pie? Who mentioned Supersize? Not me! Who knows what i want to eat; me or your 62 IQ point having ass?
I mean Halo Master Chief not USN....Check out the newish Head Gear from Revision, The original has been out on the market for a while but after testing it was considered to heavy and way to hot for everyday use. The newest version dropped a few ounces and has been streamlined to work better with existing NOD's.
Dont care; good theory for turret Gunners still not a great design. No ventilation, its still huge, and as if having a 5 inch phallic device hanging from the front of your helmet wasnt enough weight lets just add a little more. This way when you have that ma duece rocking and rolling and your counter weight that is velcro'd to the back of your helmet falls of (which it inevitably will) you really arent going to be able to see a damn thing. Don't worry though, you can still count on scaring Haji's to death because you look like a rabbies infected teenage mutant ninja turtle.
"I am sorry master splinter we had to put Leonardo down when he started scratching like a crack head and foaming at the mouth; you have the nations deepest condolences"
Nice double eye pro homo.
or you can look like an army of one because your the only "badass" who is going to be wearing a hokey mask in a firefight. These actually do work and if it hadnt been for Airsoft jackoffs painting these like the ones you see in the Army of Two video games they might of actually sold a few, check out the video of one being shot with everything from a 9mm to a 1 oz shotgun slug.
Wont ever be adopter...no way is this Special Forces sunglasses compatible.
I guess broken facial bones, jaws, dentures, possible broken neck and reconstructive surgery is much better then dying but holy hell that has to be like getting hit in the face by a car going 60. It seems that the best so far in balancing price, weight, and protection seems to be the MTEK weapons System predator ballistic face mask.
Vented, light weight, low profile, works with sun glasses and of course it looks Tactical...and we all know half of being tactical is looking tactical.
Shot Over
-Jak
BTW: Happy Birthday Big Head; enjoy the 'Stan. More Lovin' From the Dutch Oven: When asked yesterday what he intended to do once he returned stateside from deployment Dutch Rudder reported: "Get drunk, abuse some vagina, drive ridiculously fast everywhere i go, and talk complete and utter bullshit to strangers." Ladies and Gentleman I could not of put it better myself....Via Con Dios DR!
I wish i could sit around all day and come up with truly odd ideas and make them a reality. Perfect example of a interesting (polite word for weird) idea brillantly executed. You have to give it to them at least its entertaining...CHALK WARFARE
By the way you know your a firearms enthusiast (gun nut) when you can tell what weapons they are using just from the crappy chalk outline. I would like to thank Barry for this one; if it wasnt for him giving away all of our tax dollars to slackers like these guys they couldnt sit around all day collecting unemployment and provide us with entertainment....and when i say all "our" tax dollars i mean the 47% of us who do pay. VOTE RED! (hey its a tight race i needed to get in a jab at barry somewhere)
The 'Stache, Ball Tickler, Flavor savor, Molestache, whatever you want to call it we all know that its a universal representation of all that is man. Their is a long and illustrious history of deployed Men at Arms growing extreme Mustaches that would make even Tom and Burt shed a tear; why you ask? Because it helps you in combat dip shit!
Its either an Italian General or Super Mario joined that Army...semantics because that is a sweet Lip guard.
Tiger Stripes and Mustaches...Only way to survive a firefight in Nam but you wouldn't know because you weren't there man!
Ronin Entertainment reporter Dutch Rudder sporting standard issue Navy STD protection.
Then there are the rest of us, the many who grow facial hair similar to that of a 13 year old Puerto Rican boy. I am ashamed to say it but i myself am a member of the "could not grow a decent 'stache no matter how long I tried" club. Do not for a second think that a lack of facial stubble stops me or my kind from growing a white trash stache while on deployment; when there is no one around to impress then why the hell not. I looked like a cross between a gay french painter and Hitler last deployment; who cares if I looked like an effeminate dictator the Iraqis still thought i was cute. Obviously i am not alone with my problem as this photo, regardless of the gayness, is full with men (maybe) who should never grow facial hair or stand that close to another man ever again.
Damn Chair Force and Navy....Combined the gayness is unstoppable.
You can appreciate the Mustache of One on our very own US Army Sgt.Farva....
Laugh it up Marines we all know that this is the closest your gunny will ever let you get to facial hair or any hair for that matter.
Shot Over
-Jak
This blog is dedicated to the true mustache warriors out on the front lines fighting the good fight...
I would love to tell you this is a joke but alas mi amigos it is not. As if we didn't have enough to worry about with middle eastern Islamasist, Chechen separatists, Filipino extremists, and home grown terrorists now we have to worry about Gay terrorists...that's right GAY TERRORISM.
How would you like to be the security guard who got shot by the first gay terrorist? Even worse you lived through it and now get to hear about it from all your friends. "So John Q. Security guard when did it click in your head that he was a terrorist? Was it the rainbow color shemag he was wearing? the pink cerakoted AK? Suicide vest made of metal dildos and ball bearings? or was it when he ran in screaming "ALLAH ANAL" with arms flailing like a high school chearleader?". These are all relevant questions for the public to know so we can be on the lookout and spot this new breed of terrorist.
Do you think we will need a new color for the terrorism chart? Fuchsia? Lavender? Salmon?
"Break out the belt feds boys the threats been lifted to magenta!"
This mini movie came out a few months ago to kick of the new Ghost recon video game. After watching it for the third time i decided to throw it up on Ronin for everyone's viewing pleasure. Tom Clancy needs to get of his ass and make a real movie just like this one; Bring Harrison Ford back as CIA director or President Jack Ryan and leave out the dueche bag Ben Affleck.
Clancy must be way to busy having other people write his novels for him that he couldn't possibly think about a new movie.As seen in this video a Ghost Recon movie would work but might be a little light in the plot department; they do have other book to film options; such as Without Remorse, his best book and the history of Clancy's bad ass character John Clark, or Rainbow Six which started as a kick ass book long before it became a video game. Now that i think about it though; neither one of those books have Jack Ryan in them.....damn you Affleck i am forever associating your crap acting with Jack Ryan, even the bleeding heart Alex Baldwin wasn't as bad as you.
A few random observations
-The robot reminds me of the one in Robocop, which means just like when i was a little kid i want one.
-I wasn't exactly surprised to see Token black guy not make it through, i mean really how well is he going to blend in while walking around a eastern european country?
-Invisibility camouflage (awesome) + the wells fargo by my house = who wants to be a millionaire?
Attention all sailors who are stuck wearing blue rap video camouflage, you who live groundhog day every day underway, and those of you who will never get to drive fast boats, shoot cool guns, or blow shit up...This video is for you.
So Dad if you want your son to wade through more bush than a Vietnamese jungle and you wouldn't mind a Thia daughter in law whose handled more sausages then a vendor at Yankee stadium; Push for him to join the navy. He might contract a STD or three plus his wedding tackle might fall of but at least he wont get shot.
Words of warning to all you soon to be sailors out there dreaming of beaches, umbrella drinks, and beautiful women....your job will suck, you get no recognition for your service, and after 90 days underway even that fat ass Culinary Specialist is starting to look pleasantly plump to your sex starved mind. When these desperate time are upon you just keep your focus on the next port of call; where you will consume all the cheap booze your 18 year old body can temporarily keep down and have all the ladies of the evening, bar girls, by-me-drink girls, go go girls, street walkers and hookers you can handle....At least until that $630.00 E1 paycheck runs out; leaving you to run naked out of a Filipino whorehouse being chased by a He/She swinging a big dick and a bad attitude....as experienced by Ronin's own entertainment reporter Dutch Rudder.
Shot Over
-Jak
BTW: Big Head and Jonsie show this to all you soldier buddies who ask ya'll what you did in the Navy.
