Great Men...Great Mustaches!

The 'Stache, Ball Tickler, Flavor savor, Molestache, whatever you want to call it we all know that its a universal representation of all that is man. Their is a long and illustrious history of deployed Men at Arms growing extreme Mustaches that would make even Tom and Burt shed a tear; why you ask? Because it helps you in combat dip shit! 

Its either an Italian General or Super Mario joined that Army...semantics because that is a sweet Lip guard.

Tiger Stripes and Mustaches...Only way to survive a firefight in Nam but you wouldn't know because you weren't there man!

Ronin Entertainment reporter Dutch Rudder sporting standard issue Navy STD protection.

Then there are the rest of us, the many who grow facial hair similar to that of a 13 year old Puerto Rican boy. I am ashamed to say it but i myself am a member of the "could not grow a decent 'stache no matter how long I tried" club. Do not for a second think that a lack of facial stubble stops me or my kind from growing a white trash stache while on deployment; when there is no one around to impress then why the hell not. I looked like a cross between a gay french painter and Hitler last deployment; who cares if I looked like an effeminate dictator the Iraqis still thought i was cute. Obviously i am not alone with my problem as this photo, regardless of the gayness, is full with men (maybe) who should never grow facial hair or stand that close to another man ever again.

Damn Chair Force and Navy....Combined the gayness is unstoppable.

You can appreciate the Mustache of One on our very own US Army Sgt.Farva....

Laugh it up Marines we all know that this is the closest your gunny will ever let you get to facial hair or any hair for that matter.

Shot Over

-Jak

This blog is dedicated to the true mustache warriors out on the front lines fighting the good fight...

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